tsukihi:

IM DEAD AS HELL

tsukihi:

IM DEAD AS HELL

(via tittytittygangbang)


180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

(via umbreonly)


We don’t talk anymore and you don’t seem to care.
A 10-word story  (via icy-brunette)

(via thymegatampon)


schoolgirllover:

Why can’t people be really fucking spontaneous more often. Like why don’t people get on buses in the middle of the night to see someone or call them and say what they feel exactly how they feel it. It’s all fucking mundane shit, trying to keep your cool, playing hard to get, hinting and confusing signals ugh I hate it 

(via fuckasa)


materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

(via theeyesofnp)


One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time.
Carl Sagan (via maxkirin)

(via sharkchunks)


yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

(via articrnonkey)





thegestianpoet:

is this martin freeman and benedict cumberbatch

(via tittytittygangbang)


furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

(via iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)


badcgijosh:

TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

(via lipstikbitch)


stunningpicture:

Imagine if megalodon sharks were around today

stunningpicture:

Imagine if megalodon sharks were around today